Some things really never DO change

Whodathunkit? Turns out, no matter how frenetically shitlibs rail against reality, two things in fundamental human nature remain constants: sex, and titties.

Well, and beer. Can’t forget that one.

Empowering Intimacy: Exploring the Benefits of Remote-Control Vibrators in Long-Distance Relationships
Long-distance relationships have their unique set of challenges, one of which is the inability to share physical intimacy regularly.

However, modern technology has opened up exciting opportunities to enhance the connection between partners even when they are miles apart.

One such innovation is remote-control vibrators, a discreet and playful device that is transforming the way couples experience intimacy across distance.

Remote-controlled vibrators have gained significant popularity in recent years, and for a good reason. These innovative devices allow couples to share intimate moments despite the geographical divide.

Whether partners are separated by work commitments, educational pursuits, or any other reasons, a phone-controlled vibrator can add an exciting dimension to their relationship.

Not really touched upon (so to speak) in this article is a prank-potential I remember reading about a good while back: the remote-controller switching the vibe or dildo on full-blast in the middle of the subject’s workday, say during an important meeting or some such, setting off uncontrollable paroxysms of squirming, moaning, and general orgasmic frenzy. Then again, that could be considered a feature, not a bug.

Next up, ladies and germs: your friend and mine, beloved by one and all: TITTIES!!

Study Explains Why Men And Women BOTH Stare At Breasts
It's not just men.

Well, I mean, DUH. Of course it’s not. After all, what’s not to like? They don’t call ‘em “fun bags” for nothing, y’know.

Why are men so obsessed with boobs? You know how people say that men are ALWAYS objectifying women? Well, they are. However, a new study explains that women do it too.

It seems that ladies see other woman as a collection of body parts nearly as often as a men, per a study published in Science Daily.

Evidently, there are two functions at work when gazing upon an object, whether animal, vegetable or mineral: One part of you sees the whole enchilada, and the other is more focused on the beans, tortilla and whatever else is smothered in that delicious mystery sauce. But when those enchiladas are hombres (dudes) and mujeres (ladies), focus is more gestalt in the former and specific in the latter.

Heh. Gotta love that food analogy; given the subject matter, it certainly seems appropriate enough.

"Duh," right? Men are always staring at boobs, but the truth is that women are just as guilty of this.The study authors showed the test subjects pictures of fully clothed and normal-looking (not a 7.5 among them) people; then two photos, with one "sexual" body part digitally modified in some way. They were told to identify the modified image (i.e., a lady was given rounder breasts in the modified photo).

Yielding the predictable result, natch. As with the previous article, though, there’s an aspect not discussed: whether the same looky-loo affect manifests in the case of delusional men pretending to be “women” who have installed fake-boob implants to aid in the fulfillment of their perverted fantasy. It is nice, though, that the authors DO maintain the distinction between the two basic types of “enchilada" in the above analogy. Pretty unusual nowadays too, which makes me all the more grateful it’s there.