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Chicago police encourage people to enjoy what city 'has to offer' day after 'Teen Takeover’ chaos
Police said 'criminal activity will not be tolerated' after announcing 15 arrests

Except, of course, when it IS.

The Chicago Police Department responded to a downtown teen riot by encouraging visitors to "enjoy everything the city has to offer.”

"Everyone is welcome and encouraged to enjoy all that Chicago has to offer including the popular downtown area," the department said in a statement provided to Fox News Digital on Sunday in the aftermath of a "Teen Takeover" promoted on social media that sent tourists running for cover.

The event saw hundreds of teens descend on downtown Chicago, where they vandalized cars and physically assaulted tourists.

Chicago police said "criminal activity will never be tolerated" in the city, with the havoc coming less than a year after a separate "Teen Takeover" of the city's most popular tourist areas.

The most recent "Teen Takeover" of the city Saturday played out in similar fashion, with video showing teens flooding streets and jumping up and down on vehicles. According to reports, large groups tried to force their way into the city's popular Millennium Park and downtown Art Institute.

A woman in one of the cars that was vandalized told Fox 32 that a group of teens turned their attention on her husband, who was beaten by the group and forced to receive treatment for his injuries at a local hospital.

Police responded to the chaos by sending hundreds of officers and SWAT personnel downtown to try to restore order, with some officers seen escorting frightened tourists back to their cars or hotel rooms and safety.

"I understand kids having a good time, but this is simply bad parenting," a witness who was identified as a Chicago native told Fox 32. "We have to do better as parents. Our kids should not be out here."

Well, one could say that, it’s certainly not an incorrect or false statement. But as always, there’s more to it than just that, another angle that most of us studiously avoid talking or even thinking about. Bottom line, that angle can be described, bluntly, like this: what this really is, is feral urban Neegrows acting like feral urban Neegrows.

No more than, no less than.

The more you think about it, the more arrant nonsense you see tucked away behind the white flag CPD is desperately waving around with their silly-ass statement. For instance: “Enjoy everything the city has to offer”? Nowadays, rioting, violence, and lawless anarchy pretty much IS “everything the city has to offer.” But I doubt anybody other than the perps themselves is enjoying it very much. Even more transparently-absurd shucking and jiving from Duh Mayor:

Meanwhile, Chicago Mayor-elect Brandon Johnson condemned the actions of the teens but cautioned against vilifying the city's youth.

"In no way do I condone the destructive activity we saw in the Loop and lakefront this weekend. It is unacceptable and has no place in our city," Johnson, a progressive who defeated moderate Democrat Paul Vallas earlier this month, said in a statement on Sunday. "However, it is not constructive to demonize youth who have otherwise been starved of opportunities in their own communities.”

The second sentence negates the first one, sorry. By reflexively puking up such pathetic excuses for serial criminal outrages—"starved of opportunities,” one of the hoariest, most overworked old shitlib shibboleths in existence—you are in effect condoning the “destructive activity.” But hey, the idiots in Chicago “elected” your stupid ass by a huge margin, so they deserve what they’re getting.

The Chicago Police Department did not immediately respond to a follow-up request for comment.

No, I just bet they didn't. Then again, there’s no real need to. Their prevarication, their unabashed dishonesty, their flatfooted refusal to look the baseline issue squarely in the face and call it by its proper name—those things speak for themselves, and say everything that needs to be said about the whole situation.