Lies, damned lies, and lies about Israel

A particular species of (purported) Rightists doesn’t even know what it doesn’t know about Israel and (((Dem pesky JooJooJooJOOOOOZ!!!))) Exhibit A:

Oh, izzat so, Supergenius? One Thos Jefferson would be quite surprised to hear that, seeing as how his first international crisis as President was dealing with the Barbary Pirates. In fact, the infamous Barbary gang were pretty much the sole and exclusive reason the US Navy was created in the first place…well BEFORE the present-day state of Israel came into being in, what, 1948, I believe it was? Dumbass.

Exhibit B:

Uh HUH. Number of Americans currently "fighting Israel’s wars for them”: ZERO (0). Quite the contrary, actually: For many years now the US has used Israel as its primary bulwark against the common Moslem foe, which has been not just an enemy of the US but of the Western world entire since its inception. I repeat: DUMBASS.

Exhibit C:

Claiming the Nazis were “right,” about basically anything at all, pretty much speaks for itself, thus eliminating the need for any further commentary and/or analysis beyond the aforesaid DUMBASS.