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Sharon Osbourne nearly mailed Roger Waters a box of poo for his attack on Ozzy after his death
“Even that is a waste, to send shit to him. It’s a waste because he’s really insignificant”Sharon Osbourne has revealed that she nearly sent some faeces to Roger Waters following his attack on Ozzy Osbourne.
The Osbournes came to blows with the former Pink Floyd member recently, when the latter took part in an interview with The Independent Ink podcast shortly after Ozzy’s death, and said that he wasn’t a fan him, his time on television, or his music.
“He was all over the TV for hundreds of years with his idiocy and nonsense,” he said “I don’t care about Black Sabbath, I never did, I have no interest in biting the heads off chickens or whatever they do. I couldn’t care less.”
Unfortunately, Roger me dear, most of us feel the exact same way about you and your boring, pretentious product.
In response, Jack Osbourne took to social media to call out Waters as “pathetic and out of touch you’ve become”, and adding: “My father always thought you were a c*nt – thanks for proving him right.”
PREACH it, Jack.
Then, on a recent episode of The Osbournes podcast, Sharon hit back at Waters too, saying: “He has no charisma, he looks like Frankenstein. The guy is sick in the head, he is not relevant in today’s world. Nobody likes him.” Shortly afterwards, a new shirt listed for sale on the late metal legend’s merch page, showing a cartoon version of Ozzy urinating onto a wall that resembles the cover of the iconic Pink Floyd album, ‘The Wall’.
I must say, this little rhubarb is the most intriguing, worthwhile project the preternaturally lame Roger Waters has been involved with for many, many years.
Now, Sharon – who is Ozzy’s widow and manager – has revealed that she nearly took things one step further and was debating whether or not to send a box of excrement to the prog icon.
Appearing in a new episode on Piers Morgan Uncensored, she continued to hit out at Waters as “not liked”, “not liked” and a “has-been”.
“He was great, but his greatness didn’t last. He couldn’t do any great music on his own,” she added, going on to reference the controversial attire he wore on stage in 2023 that some alleged bore resemblance to a Nazi uniform.
“He’s crazy though, he’s definitely, definitely not wired right. Five wives later, and [he] hates everybody that’s successful. He’s stomping around in his pathetic homemade Nazi outfit. He’s nuts. I was going to send him one of my Tiffany boxes.”
The box in question is a nod to her history of sending out boxes of poo to journalists and other people who spoke ill of her and her family over the years. She opened up about the tactic back in 2006, saying that she had done it for years, and first came up with the idea when a journalist printed hurtful comments about her children’s weight.
Heh. Also, ugh. It’s funny, and also disgusting as all Hell. Not that the rancid carbuncle Waters doesn’t richly deserve one of those boxes, of course.

